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No, no. Its not the illustration of Jumbo Circus. Its our dear college bus. You notice the number plate and all right? I did it all in a hurry. Really bad picture. Sorry about that driver chetta. Any ways the point is the couple on top of the bus dint get enough room inside and decided to shift up. They must be really feeling like Jack and Jill right now. wow!!
This is almost literally how I found the future of our country getting jammed up inside the bus the other day. Just like the VIP underpants advertisement even we decided to adjust, adjust, adjust and this is the state of affairs right now. (Enjoy the VIP ad here) LOL. Hope you dont mind that. :P
Our college owns 2 buses and a Fire Engine. And that Fire Engine is missing right now which is why many of us have to return back home like we have worked in the mines. Where is our Fire engine? I heard its been sent to get painted.
The other day I paid my college fees and I remember I paid Rs 700 as Bus fee. Many of us don't even travel by bus, and we pay the Bus fee.
3 years ago some poor clever guys from the hostel thought:
MH dude 1 : Hey man, we pay Rs. 700 as bus fees right?
MH dude 2 : Yes, machu.
MH dude 1 : Why the hell man? We never travel in the freaking bus even once. Why should we pay the fees.
MH dude 2: You are so right dude. What shall we do?
MH dude 1 : *evil smile* we will fill up the buses and make life miserable for all!!
MH dude 2 : Sinister plan dude. You are the MACHAN!!
MH dude 1: B-) !! I know..
And as planned all the hostelers, MH, non-MH guys all filled up the bus. The door was jammed that people started climbing in through the windows. Now this was a little odd to all. When there wasn't room for teachers to sit something had to be done. The guys actually planned to get down at palarivattom and travel all the way back just to show their protest. Neat idea.
Smokey enters the scene. He analyses the bus. "What to do now?? Oh! yea."
Smokey: All those who are not in their uniforms, GET OUT!!
All the clever guys dint expect this clever idea from our dear old smokey. As was the case, many of our guys had changed their uniforms so they had to leave the bus. Contented with himself smokey left to Fathimas to finish his Cig and a cup of tea.
Lesson learnt: Respect your uniform.
Just kidding. Next day smokey comes and shouts "who wants to protest against the bus fees". Pin drop silence..............................
Then we ignorant fools were explained that the college will use the money for good cause to mankind and humanity and we all have to pay the fixed amount no matter what.
Ok I agree its CUSAT rule that college can take a fixed amount as bus fees, but i dont think SOE takes Rs.700 and run a suicidal bus packed with 700 something students. I think its a crime.
Ok challenge time. Who has the guts in their butts to ring up the cops and inform about this grave danger that we are forced to invite into our lives?? Who?
Winner of this challenge wins a free "I'm the Real FakeMECian" T shirts.
So whose gonna be the winner?? (I'm serious about the T shirts ;-) )
16 comments:
Hello ,
glad to have you back...
And guess whats smokey's and the rest of their idea...change the bloody bus route so that you dont have to pick up/drop students to where they wana go....freeking brilliant i would say..
the bus goes thru the seaport airport road now so that they dont have to deal with toll people..
i guess next route will be from college to thrikkakara and back..or to princy's house and back...
I thnk u r a lame , losr , if u talk of all that stregth stuff , why did u get rid of the other blog posts , put them back on & get ur respect back , btw the ups's in cc 1 dont function any more , its bac 2 the same old state of incessant power losses in the lab .
SHIT always is , always is , always is SHIT
da i used to travel in that bus and it was really a 'parakkum thalika'. Nice post, and nice image. Made me laugh as i remembered how we used to cling to the bars chatting away or dozing off until a seat got vacant or it was time to get down, whichever happened first.
Whatever Smokey does, the bus was a world of its own.. i assume it is still so..
I remember the look on his face wen the MH guys put up the novel protest. But unfortunately he came down hard on em and broke off the little protest and all.. anyway keep poking fun at him, and enjoy your life at college.. keep writing man..
XMecian here - post the closest Traffic-offense related police station number. I'm sure we'll have more than a few calls from around the world.
Good work on your blog - brings back memories, especially bus stories.
Great to see you back in action. Take care not to let comments create heated discussions :)
@Anonymous
Comments are moderated this time. Taking the pain to do that :P
I need HELP !!!
About that uniform matter...
During my college days i had only full sleeve shirts. One day a staff from Biomed dept came up to and fired me... "THIS IS'NT THE PROPER UNIFORM...UR NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR FULL SLEEVES INSIDE THE CAMPUS."
NB:- With in the next two years we will have spy cams in all toilets, throughout the verandas and labs, gates with smart card systems installed at both entrances (which opens for roughly 5 mins at 9.25 am and 4.25 pm), but bet we wont have a new bus.
good to see u back
@pathiramanal
Babu athrekum vendayirunnu :P hehe....
ur not the real fake mecian!!!!!!
Good to have u back man..
Let me introduce myself iam boorshathadi.
If u need any help in the thing u do i'll be out there. But only in the light of view that u want to do this against the discriminating rule of smokey for the good of mec. if u dont want to fight for it alone contact me boorshathadi@gmail.com
the soe bus fee is 30 rupees for a month :)
brought back memories of our own 'parakkum thalika'...bus had some major 'leak'.ppl came to class drenched in rain as they cudnt use an umbrella inside the bus...one fine day the door of the bus fell off on road. :)
atleast us nonbustakers didnt have to pay for that 'Death trap on wheels'..in a way bus helped us out of many a tricky situations too.all of us who used to reach class late on hod's hour, dutifully blamed it on the bus..finally last year the bus retired from service and was replaced by old bus which the college bought frm vssc(?!)
gr8 buddy..!!!
now its time for our gr8 arts..!!! herd tht this time houses r going to b like on the basis of roll numbers...1-4 in diff houses and the 5 th one in the core...nd even for FINAL YEARS...seems really funny..!!! is nt it... ? ARTS DAYS are the only memorable days in this PRISON and if he is tryng to keep a ban on that too....!!! new studnts r gng to join this SO CALLED college...and they dnt knw th REALITIES insid this...
happy news, a new 40 seater bus will arrive after onam!!!
never got a chance was it nostalgic
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