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- 80% attendance.
- No back logs in the year of contesting the election.
Then we all assembled at the auditorium. A small short guy spoke. He spoke with vigour, anger and surely fuelled our veins. He explained how this will be a menace in the future for all of us.
Some one interrupted him and said those iconic words which will be etched in our college memories forever. "....Hitler, Hitler aanu ayal ! Hitler *beep* ".
We were all charged up. It was really wonderful to watch our small college become united for a cause. I pity some of you who couldn't be part of this famous incident and who dint listen to that iconic speech that day in the auditorium.
Rest as we all know, are consequences which we are facing now. Hitler being a great tactician said he wouldn't let 3rd years go for their IV that year if they participated in the strike. Wonderful idea, blackmail and divide and rule. Then the next day the strike was called off for discussions.
The rule was relaxed and all went well that year, Arts, sports, etc.
This year we again ask for a relaxation in the rule and its a big NO !
"If you wanted a relaxation in the rules, you should have got the rule dismissed 2 years ago when you all striked. Now its a rule. Buhahaha"was the response we got this year.
wow! so convenient.
You know what? I'm bored writing this post. Its so disappointing.
Its confirmed we wont have a class wise house splitting this year. May be lets do this.
Like Tylor Durden sas in FIght Club, I'm going to give you a homework assignment.
Write a program to automate the splitting of houses this year. The program should take input from our attendance list and output 5 lists, one for each house. They will be glad to have such a program. A fully automated system!!
And come up with really creative name for the houses. Here is my list of houses.
1. Draculans
2. Werewolves
3. WerePigs (Inspired by 'The Oatmeal')
4. Anacondans
5. Contrans
Send in your creative names to fake.mecian[at]gmail[dot]com . We don't have any other better work to do right??
7 comments:
Yea i remember when that happened. I was astounded by how a college without politics(among the students, atleast) could unify like that.. You know, that is again one reason why I respect the concept of having fakemecian. Obscene comments and deepthroat stuff aside, its a much needed platform for the college to unite. Because in case you guys haven't noticed, we lacked such a platform before this guy came along. And its been more than convenient for the staff/management to impose unreasonable restrictions.. So I say, use the blog as that much needed platform, instead of dirt-flinging..
eh.. hrd senate rules got relaxed.. or the info to me was incorrect??
also, are u sure tht that house division wont be classwise?? i mean, is it finalized??
@Hari,
I hav nt heard any news tht house division is roll no. wise. Mayb they have a better source than self.
U Know Who.
hey wats fun in dividing house roll no wise...how ll v cope with the talents...are the teachers so dump...n do u ppl thing our so called teachers ll conduct arts in perfection...i dont think so....n im sure that all students ll boycot the whole work connecting tne arts.... all the teachers here are dumb.....revelution sprouts where there is suppression
i kno ur true identity mr.fakemecian...;)
y r u hiding behind te curtains
y cant u reveal ur identity
@ lazer: ee colege-il ninnum btech degree certificate medichhu pokanam ennu avanundu! athu kondu!!! !
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